$10 OFF! · 3 Take Back Bags · $10 OFF!
It's not a mood. It's a lifestyle.
3 Take Back Bags. One seriously fun cleanout. Open a bag, throw in everything you've been ignoring since 2019, and watch your floor come back to you.
Party starts in your closet3 bags · 1 very good night
The ticket
3 Take Back Bags for $50 instead of $60. Save $10 and get your floor back.
The definition
Trashie
/ˈtra-shē/ · adjective · verb · lifestyle
1. To enthusiastically get rid of your unwanted stuff.
2. The feeling you get when the chair is finally a chair again.
3. A person who looks at a closet full of clothes and says, "Okay. We can fix this."
4. The act of turning clutter into a clean slate.
It means finally getting rid of the stuff you've been ignoring.
It means opening the closet and saying, "Yeah. We're dealing with this today."
In short: it means getting a little trashie.
The test
Have you ever…
The challenge
You get 3 bags, so you might as well make a night of it. Here's the classic three-bag lineup.
The "I haven't worn this since 2019" collection.
The things that somehow survived 14 moves.
No explanation necessary.
3 bags. $10 OFF. Let's get trashie.
Get trashie
You're invited
Dress code: stuff you don't want anymore.
Before
After
The soundtrack
No cleanout works without a playlist. Put it on, open the first bag, and dance around the empty floor like nobody's watching.
Play the get trashie playlist
Opens in Spotify · volume up, obligations down
Your ticket: 3 take back bags for $50
The rules
If it's fabric and you've been avoiding it, it goes in the bag.
Clothes you never wear
Shoes, even the lonely ones
Bags, belts and hats
Sheets, towels and linens
Socks. All of the socks
Soft toys and old sportswear
Clean and dry, please. Actual garbage stays in the garbage. Everything else is fair game, including the thing you keep picking up and putting back down.
Real talk
Yes. Three Take Back Bags for $50 instead of $60. The $10 off is the whole gimmick, and it's a good one.
Absolutely not. Trashie is the anti-organization method: open a bag, throw things in, close the bag, feel genuinely incredible about your afternoon.
Extremely normal. Nobody warns you about the chair. Get the 3-pack so you have a bag for the rest of the house, one for the closet and one for the stuff you refuse to explain.
Membership
Three bags gets one job done. Trashie Unlimited keeps them coming: a supply of Take Back Bags shipped whenever you need.
For the people who keep finding more
Congratulations. You're trashie.